Bums DO Sell

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Anyone interested in the history of British men’s magazines and glamour photography in general should read this article by Terri White the former female editor of Nuts. She talks about the rise of the so-called “real girl” phenomenon:

We weren’t trying to discover a hidden gem who would transform swan-like into a professional. We made a virtue of the fact that they were everyday women. We rejected “professional” shots and encouraged them to submit pictures in day-to-day situations – their bedroom, garden, taking a shower, straddling the kitchen table, crawling on the bonnet of their boyfriend’s car. One imaginative girl took a picture of herself in a bush. We gently suggested that they might want to look a bit more “natural” and go easy on the hair extensions, razor-sharp talons and thick fake tan.

This led to a resurgence of a new kind of glamour modelling – previously seen as a 1980s, perm-based pursuit. (I touched on this subject in this previous post).

We’ve always had Page 3 in the newspapers, but I think the fact that you could model for a magazine made it upmarket. That made it attractive to young women – that it was mainstream and a little bit glossier than Page 3.

She re-examines her conviction that that they never exploited their models. Had she betrayed the sisterhood for her own gain?

I was becoming increasingly uncomfortable. We went right into the young man’s stomping ground – bars and nightclubs – to take pictures of girls flashing. One windy Monday night in Kingston, I approached a girl to ask if she’d like to be photographed for Nuts. She nodded, put her hands up her skirt and started to pull down her knickers. I stopped her, horrified, and tried to tactfully explain that she didn’t need to bare her vagina to get into the magazine.

She goes on to meet some former Nuts models and asks them how they feel now about their experience. In passing she reveals that she once suggested that the magazine featured more bums – only to be knocked back by her (male) colleagues:

But as the fight for sales became fiercer, we needed to be bigger and bolder. The pictures became more outrageous (“First time topless!”), the volume higher (“100 Real Girls’ Breasts!”), the spin more novel (“Real girls in the bath!”). I once ran a brainstorm simply titled “New ways to do breasts”. A meeting in which I, and several educated, brilliant men, sat around, scratching our heads trying to “spin” boobs. I walked out of the room with “BUMS??” written in my notebook, believing we’d had an anatomy epiphany, only to be told that bums didn’t sell.

Bums don’t sell! Well tell that to the guys at FRONT who, as this site proves, have clearly had an “anatomy epiphany” of their own…and embraced it! Their “trainers and t-shirts” photoshoots took the new more natural style of glamour photography to a different level too. And their rejection of fake boobs along with the fake tan, plus a more relaxed approach to the use of digital manipulation, meant that their models appeared more “real” than the ones in Nuts ever did.

And I haven’t even mentioned their use of a much broader variety of girls, from tattooed goths to more mainstream types who wouldn’t be out of place on Page 3…minus the perms of course!

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To finish here’s a recent photo of Inda Reynolds from Nuts. I’ve chosen it because I think it shows the influence that FRONT – which has enjoyed an increase in popularity whilst its peers have all declined – is now having on it’s rivals. Seems they’re gradually coming round to the view that bums DO sell after all. Especially when they’re as hot as this one! See more India here.

Kitty Lea and Gabriella

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FUN IN THE SUN! This heavenly ivy-festooned creation heralds the much anticipated return of SUMMER according to frontarmy.com. More importantly it heralds the much anticipated return of butt cheeks to the FRONT cover! Absolutely loving the sassy over the shoulder look from Gabriella who is a new girl to me. It’s great to see FRONT putting bums on the cover once again even if it’s only Gabriella who is turning the other cheek. Still, Kitty Lea has already had her own Frontbottie tribute so it’s win-win!

Only problem is – it’s pissing down here!

Miss Crash

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An evil cunt…but none the less a talented one…

That’s how Hustler Taboo described the fetish model and performance artist Miss Crash. The uncompromising words tattooed on the back of her thighs that inspired the tribute are well displayed here. With the bow motif above and the stocking tops below, I find it as perfect a blend of ink, hosiery and booty as you’re ever likely to see. There’s lots more to admire at drivenbyboredom though – anyone serious about alternative culture and inked ladies should check out their site.

This black and white shot shows the amazing mermaid design that Miss Crash has on her back.

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She received the official title, ‘Queen of Suspension’, at the Chicago Tattoo Convention after completing a 27 hook, 18 transition suspension (a possible world record) and has wowed rock fans by taking her stage act on tour with the band Jane’s Addiction. You can read a review and see a trailer of her act here.

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Her website says:

Though the mainstream public may not find her choices ideal for themselves, Crash has opened their eyes and made them fall in love with her by creating a vision of the bizarre they can more easily relate to, giving them an elusive fantasy to fire their imagination. Her unique talent, within the strange and beautiful world of fetish and body modification, has made her a new and outstanding modern breed of performer.

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She has worked with the photographer Viva Van Story too – with sensational results for all admirers of curvy, redheaded, evil but talented alt ladies.

Lucy Collett

Also known as Lucy Vixen or Lucy V, this Warwick born model won The Sun’s Page Three Idol competition in 2011. Her alt credentials lie more in her shapely curves – she’s a size 12 – her red hair and a certain attitude which is hard to define. I hate to use the word cool but she’s not just straight off the typical Page Three production line template.

I’ve already highlighted some of her work with FRONT when she appeared with Hannah Martin, and this post has been bringing a lot of traffic to the site so I thought it was time she had a solo spot. I’m a big fan and I hope you will be too after viewing this little gallery of Lucy Collett pictures. She’s best known for her chesticles but I think her rear is every bit as impressive! She’s on the left of course in the bottom picture.

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As I was saying, Lucy featured memorably with Hannah Martin in Issue 166 but it’s a couple of years since she first appeared in FRONT as an alt girl diy so this is now quite a collector’s item. And if you still want more, you can visit the official Lucy Vixen website here.

Tabby Farrer

A special Easter edition of An Alt Girl Speaks featuring the wit, wisdom and very hot buns of Tabby Farrer:

Another photo from my ever-so-warm trip to the woods 😉

I’m enjoying this photo because it makes my butt look nice, which means I do not feel at all guilty about the three hot-cross buns I just ate.

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If you’re enjoying this picture too and would like to see and hear more from Tabby then read Parts One and Two of a great interview that she did for the altgirlbotherer blog. You can also check out Tabby’s own blog here or just click on the link that I’ve now added to the blogroll.

Happy Easter to all Frontbottie fans around the world who’ve been visiting this blog in ever greater numbers recently. Many thanks for your support and don’t forget to check back tomorrow for another special holiday post.